I'm back! (for now?)

[Sigurther]

You can't fool me. I know your dad had you locked in the basement for six months while he home schooled you on paramilitary operations, marksmanship, survival, covert assassination techniques and guerrilla warfare. I know because that program is my brainchild and you're one of it's most promising students. Oh, by the way.. *ahem* "Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet."